This buxom bitty is a Double-D of a Belgian Tripel. Not for the faint of heart or those requiring Viagra, Candi is a malty Navy dame worth taking your time with. She's smooth and a little sweet, but her 10% ABV will take you for a one-night stand if you ain't ready to hang tight. The caramel-esque quality of this tripel rings true to her name, but make no mistake: this shit tastes like beer. Delicious, full-bodied, chest-hair-inducing beer. Give Candi a call if you want a good time, but be sure to treat her like a lady.